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I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery

I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery (Demetri Martin)

The luster of an experience can actually go up with time. So, learning to play a new instrument, learning a new language – those sorts of things will pay dividends for years or decades to come

I blew that clay pigeon to smithereens. I don’t know why Mum got so upset. According to Uncle Andrew she’s a crack shot herself. But she says I’m too young. What I’d like to know is how old does a person have to be before they get to do all the fun stuff? – R.L. LaFevers, Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos

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