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Elizabeth: “Your balls, Mr. Darcy?”Darcy: “They belong to you, Miss Bennett

Elizabeth: “Your balls, Mr. Darcy?”Darcy: “They belong to you, Miss Bennett (Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)

Nobody is ready for death. If you ask Joe Blow on the street, he aint gonna tell you he thinks he’ll live forever. But when the end is near you’ll realize you’ve been believing that all along. It’s like getting caught with your pants down. That’s why you gotta live, little one. Yeah stop and smell them roses

If Pierre Bon-Bon had his failings–and what great man has not a thousand?–if Pierre Bon-Bon, I say, had his failings, they were failings of very little importance–faults indeed which, in other tempers, have often been looked upon rather in the light of virtues

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